i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
