I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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