im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
this will be a night to untag.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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