well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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