A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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