Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My vagina just clenched in fear
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