What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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