She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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