just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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