How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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