I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
