so explain again why im purple
no
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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