Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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