some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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