I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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