woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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