can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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