I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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