i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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