bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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