the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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