Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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