SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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