How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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