love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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