I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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