Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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