Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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