That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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