My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
why is half of my head shaved?
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