is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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