Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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