Duck Duck Cougar?
i think i have herpe
just one?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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