that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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