How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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