I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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