Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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