I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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