She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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