I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Congratulations! We have a period
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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