it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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