As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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