I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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