: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
