Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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