dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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