Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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