3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I need help removing her.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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