Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
