Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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