With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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