If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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