i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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