just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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