he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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