I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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