yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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