She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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